Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
is that a dick in a sweater?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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