I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
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would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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