if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
