oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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