hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
