I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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