making cat noises will not fix the situation.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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