At least make sure they are 18
Why
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
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she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
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HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize