No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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