I think I am morally bankrupt
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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