Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
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I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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