Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
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He keeps bees of course he's weird
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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