Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
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You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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