i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
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