Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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