i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Is it penis luge time yet?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
