my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Even my vagina gasped.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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