Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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