FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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