hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
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Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
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nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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