walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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