Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
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She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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