Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
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Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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