Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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