did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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