Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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