Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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