It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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