Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
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Our room will be decorated with my urine.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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