Grow some girl-balls and come out already
pop tarts are not kleenex
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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