Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
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I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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