Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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