My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
either way he was missing a nipple.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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