yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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