I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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