did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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