oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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