we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I won't apologize to a one balled man
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
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I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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