If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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