Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
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You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
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Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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