I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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