Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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