we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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