Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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