Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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