I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
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At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
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I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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