you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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