He uses pillows to masturbate.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Text me some of your sweat
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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