Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
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I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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