It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
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I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
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I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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