dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
The dick lei will go down in squad history
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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