I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
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Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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