are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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