Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
The feeling are messing with the penis
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
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