Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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