I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
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Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
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Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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