...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
