Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Say something about gay babies.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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