he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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